Today she gets Fired....

That's right.

My co-worker gets the boot today.

Long story short....She stole money from the company. It wasn't a large amount.....but never-the-less.....she stole something that wasn't hers.

I'm feeling a little stressed out about the whole situation. See, she is the one that got ME my job. And now, she is losing her job and I know she is going to call me today and want to know why I didn't tell her that this was happening.

Huh? What? You got FIRED? what in the world....

That's my strategy. I'm playing dumb.

I believe she has been stealing all along and I am glad she is leaving. I hate the fact that I am sitting in an office with a thieving con-artist. She is the type of person that wants everyone to hold hands and pray after every staff meeting. She posts on her facebook about how blessed her life is and God is Good.

Well.....

I think she really needs to pray....pray for forgiveness. I mean.....seriously.
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You talkin to ME???

I love this picture of Taylor when he was just beginning to walk! Have a grrrreat weekend everybody! MUAH!!

Things I want Thursday....

insert Sass button here....

I want to have a super awesome relaxing day by the pool with the old people.

I want grand-pa to quit hogging the pool noodles and let someone else have a chance. Skuuuuse me....do you really need all three noodles, sir.

I want all-you-can-eat crablegs.

I want to go to the Outer Banks. With my family. For a week. Like the good ole days. I miss that!

I want my legs to be hairless. At all times.

And my pits.

I too want the creepy ice cream truck man to quit doing drive by's while playing 'it's a small world' . 3 kids plus expensive ice cream equals pissed off momma.

I want you to know that the heath bar shake at Baskin Robbins has 2,300 calories. And That it should be illegal.

I want everyone to have a safe and Happy Fourth of July!!

((HUGS))

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Things I Want Thursday....

I want to lose 15 pounds. The easy way. No diets. No surgery. I just want to wake up one morning a be a couple sizes smaller.

I want an inground pool in my backyard with a wrap-around deck and pretty flowers surrounded by soft grass.

I want the trampoline, the dirty socks that have been left by the trampoline, the shed, the old tire and the dog shit in my backyard to be gone.

I want a food lion gift card that has an unlimited amount of money.

I want to talk to Joaquin Phoenix and tell him that I love him but if this foolishness keeps up-i will have to break it off.

I want a tattoo.

I want a bathing suit that does not have a skirt attached....or the word miracle anywhere in the tag.

I want to be mother of the year.

I want my kids to do what I ask them to do the FIRST time without me getting to the "I'm gonna lose my temper" phrase.

Thanks sass! That felt great!

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Whats better than a Margarita?

A 48oz. Margarita on Girls Night Out!

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45 lessons written by a 90 year old.

                                   
 Written By Regina Brett, 90 years old, of The Plain Dealer,         
Cleveland , Ohio                                                    

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It
is the most-requested column I've ever written.              

My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once  more."                                                              

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.                            

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.                    

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.                   

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends   and
parents will. Stay in touch.                                    

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.                           

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.         

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.           

8. It's OK to get angry                                             

9 Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.            

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.               

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.     

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.                       

13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their   journey
is all about.                                               

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.   

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry;   God
never blinks.                                                   

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.                          

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.     

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.        

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second    one is
up to you and no one else.                                   

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take   no for
an answer.                                                   

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie.  Don't
save it for a special occasion. Today is special.             

22. Over-prepare, then go with the flow.                            

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.        

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.                      

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.                  

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words  'In five years, will
this matter?'                                                  

27. Always choose life.                                             

28. Forgive everyone everything.                                    

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.        

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.                   

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.             

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.             

33. Believe in miracles.                                            

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or
didn't do.                                                   

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.          

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.               

37. Your children get only one childhood.                           

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.            

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.         

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's,  we'd
grab ours back.                                                

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.         

42. The best is yet to come...                                      

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.           

44. Yield.                                                          

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift
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